And by male stripper, I mean I strip for males. I love long walks in the countryside, various leafy vegetables, and Welshmen. I enjoy computer art, Microsoft Vista, and falling asleep on my keyboard. I dislike getting tire iron'd, alligators, and insane penguins. Also, I have a pet goat named Tortgoats :D I also lack bowel and bladder control, which has led to several problems with previous relationships (apparently, holding people's head under the cover is only acceptable when you fart). I enjoy stuffing several woodland animals, and keeping them in my shed and having meetings with them. While I'm not a runner, I enjoy wearing short shorts because they're incredibly comfortable (and HAWT!). Finally, even though I live by myself, I have a large stash of (used) tampons. But you must never ask why.

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