|Age:||32 years and 344 days|
|Registration:||10 April 2011|
Spontaneous eccentricity sums me up in a flash!
I like standing in the rain. Driving with no destination. Pepperamis. Intelligent conversation. Metaphors. Brussel sprouts. Germans. Silence. Ale. Karma. Falling on the ice. Garlic mayonnaise.
I don't like the vast majority of TV. The sound of cracking knuckles. Religion. Poached eggs. Alan Carr. People striking. Positive discrimination. Spiders. Saying just 'lol' and thinking it's an acceptable response in a conversation.
Onto the cliche stuff. I'm a university chemistry graduate, but I chose a career that I would enjoy more, so after university I joined the RAF. Been in the mob just over two years now and I love it. I've been to so many great places as a result (Sicily, Oman, Las Vegas) and has only intensified my lust for experiencing foreign cultures
I keep fit and go to the gym regularly. I'm by no means a fitness freak or steroid addict... I simply keep fit because my job requires it. I also play a fair bit of sport; Cricket being my biggest passion with football and fishing coming a respective second and third
Lastly, I must warn you of my sense of humour. It's dry, sarcastic and often quite 'controversial'. The best way to describe it is a cross between Frankie Boyle and Jack Dee. I make jokes about everything, including myself and yourself, because laughter is the ultimate expression of happiness.
As The Piranhas once sang; "You have to laugh, or else you cry"