I was born on a planet called Woozers in what you know as the constellation Orion. I was happy there, I had a great job teaching Mega-Galactic Llamas how to sing soprano, I had a beautiful beach house where the oceans beautiful pink waves would wash up on the stained glass shore, and I had a nice red bicycle that had spokes that would not speak unless they were spoken to, life was good! Then the Gibnats came, the warmongering nasty Gibnats with their razor sharp doilies that they could throw with deadly accuracy from as far as 4 inches away! It was a massive slaughter on an epic level never seen before in the entire universe! I managed to escape only because I was wearing my sneakers that day, they are the sneakiest sneakers one can sneak in and I managed to avoid getting doilied! I stole one of the Gibnats ships and managed to get lost on my way to the Andromeda Galaxy and instead landed on earth. I would try for Andromeda again but the ship is too low on fuel and I can't figure out the proper fuel source to power the ship. So I have decided to accept my fate and settle down here on earth and would love to meet someone who can teach me what life here is all about. Oh, no I am not green and short, all manlike life forms look the same throughout the universe silly! Ok, now for reality,lol. I am 6'0, 175lbs, I have 11 tattoos and a 9 year old son whose mother 6 years ago met some guy online in Australia and decided she would rather be with him then us. I am what I call a pseudo bad boy, I look like one but I am really a hopeless romantic, I just like the image :P I go to the gym every other day and like to keep myself in great shape. I am the lead singer in a retro 80's cover band and I love performing onstage! I love meeting new people from anywhere so message me!

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