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Afflicted with chronic dryness of the eyes. Diagnosed by both a psychologist and a psychiatrist: Adult Attention Deficit Disorder, Dysthymia, or a combination of the 2. Combination skin, atrophication of 1st-5Th lumbar discs, or vertebrae, and cervical discs. Sleep Apnea that has not been verified. Have performed 2 at home SA tests, which disturb my sleep patterns, I normally get up to empty my urinary bladder 3 to 4 times per night, but when performing the test it is 7-8 or difficult time emptying it completely. CO2 emissions cannot be accurately recorded.
Ulcerated urinary bladder and urethra.
I have very sensitive sinuses accompanied with possible allergies to pollen, spores, etc., very delicate biochemistry, which means I have adverse reactions to many medications. Doctors prescribed 5 different medications to treat my chemical brain imbalances, Paxil, Lexapro, and Wellbutrin to name a few, "all left me with adverse side effects. Since my stomach cannot tolerate aspirin, N.S.A.I.Ds., or Analgesics I grin and wait for symptoms to subside.
I have a small mouth associated with fatty inner cheeks which was verified by a DDS and ENT, large tongue, sharp teeth, and weak lapping muscles that are getting more feeble  as time passes.
Searching for a partner that does not exist. Extraordinarily intelligent yet humble. I will know immediately if you have at least 2 brain cells to rub together judging by whether or not we connect.
I need tranquillity whoopee
Not a subscriber, nor will I throw away money becoming 1.
If leaving on a moments notice, traveling and rooming accommodations are a problem you are not what I am looking for.
Capable of making me able to absorb, retain, and recall data as desired, and making me able to instantaneously replicate myself down to the subatomic level.
Make me a better kisser and things of a far more intimate nature.
Knows of a way to swiftly burn fat and build specific muscles without exercise or weight resistance with no harmful side effects, personally knows or has the resources to find someone who does. Capable of transforming me so I am able to instantaneously replicate myself on the subatomic level, memorizing, retaining, recalling data as I choose, and being telepathically and empathetically tuned into my mind and body. Individual who, knows numerous modern languages grammatically.
English, French, Greek, German, Norwegian, Swedish, Russian, Italian, Arabic, Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Hebrew, Spanish, Portuguese
Someone who also knows how to speak, read and write , and all the ancient languages, especially ancient Greek.
Mate who is perfectly symmetrical in every way who is very tall, but still extremely snug.
Completely smooth, no knobby body joints wrists, ankles, knees, spine, knuckles, toe joints, et cetera.
Entity with "eternal dynamism" who is agile as an Olympic gold medalist gymnast, renown circus tightrope walker and trapeze artist, flexible as a contortionist, and graceful as a renown ballerina. Someone who has better than average eyesight with no eye disorders, sapphire blue or violet eyes. A being with completely unblemished satiny smooth skin, , no moles, birth marks, freckles, etc., head hair that is as resilient as spun Titanium, feels like corn silk and is  golden or platinum blond in color, absolutely no body hair. Has feet that are proportionate in size to body (not too small, not too large). Perpetually has a scent to ever part of their anatomy that pleasantly stimulates me. Entirely innocent, unsullied, pure, etc., yet adept in the erotic arts. Entity who is completely submissive to my desires and susceptible to any suggestion.