Some say I'm a jerk. Maybe, but to be honest I could care less. What I do know is that I'm damn sexy, filthy rich, smart as hell, well hung and have an amazing tongue. I'm young enough to do it as much as I like, and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for drama or the emotional games little girls like to play. Know this- I do what I want, when I want, and I expect you to be the girl that does what I want when I want it.

Also, you had better have an attitude. I'm looking for a girl who will drink me under the table in a cocktail dress, a girl who's wild enough to dance topless on a table at a bar, and she knows how to turn heads in heels for a night out on the town. You need to be the type of girl who has no problems exploring her wild side, and who is so uninhibited that you can make me blush on occasion. I won't put up with any of this 'looking at me with innocent eyes, acting as if that devil on your shoulder isn't whispering all the naughty things you want to do with me in your ear.' When you get an urge, you had better follow it.

I'm going to give you a lot of shit too, and you better be able to give it right back. You need to know what you want and want it right now, without apologizing for it. You don't have to be a model for us to go out, but if you are a model, be prepared to show me that all of you are not as crazy and emotional as what I've had to put up with in the past. If you think you are up to the challenge, and I think you have what it takes to spend time with me, we might just work out.