|Age:||35 years and 259 days|
|City:||New York, USA|
|Registration:||06 November 2009|
I drink...a lot. And I'm loud and obnixious. Also, not at all afraid to hurt your feelings or make fun of you for anything I find amusing. I make fun of everyone equally. Feel free show me the same love right back.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
Milk makes me want to stab my eyes out with a fork.
Jell-o makes me gag.
I like inside jokes and ridiculous nicknames.
Beer is addicted to me.
I'm a genius. I'm afraid of heights.
I don't like those little spiders that run really fast. Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck
I'm probably incredibly vain.
I sing in the shower and sometimes dance.
hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.